when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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