Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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