I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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