So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Drunk is not a location!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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