i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Please don't give away my fajitas
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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