i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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