I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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