This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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