matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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