i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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