Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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