She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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