I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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