u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have feelings that need drinking.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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