Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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