so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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