oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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