what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
ttyl tear gas
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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