I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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