I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
