i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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