Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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