Don't make out with my wife yet
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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