What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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