Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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