some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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