The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize