He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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