Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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