im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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