I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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