i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You are the jesus of drinking
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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