i permit you to call me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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