Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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