I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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