im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sorry about my life...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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