I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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