I wanna bring you to show and tell
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Fuck appropriateness.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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