It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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