Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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