how can u be prego again
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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