With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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