I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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