listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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