we have officially lost it.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
