The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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