ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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