trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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