the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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