I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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