Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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