Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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