Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
