I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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