Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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