Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
